Im A Wanderess,

↞14, astrology enthusiast, sagittarius↠

petitedeath:

zourrymuffin:

for today’s episode on how fucked up our world is: women have a completely different section for plus sizes with completely different clothes and very small variety, but men have all their sizes in the same section, without classifying it “plus sized”. 

i have never thought about this..

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ayy shawty are you today’s date? Because you’re a 10/10

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ruinedchildhood:

Mean Girls Bloopers [x]

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adriofthedead:

sweaty-resetti:

mammacarnage:

myladymother:

i hate when people are like “only dogs can give u love and affection cats are cold and elusive” like okay dog person if you had ever actually owned a cat you would know they are the neediest fucking creatures on the planet

cats will literally sit on your head until you pay attention to them

That proves the point, they want attention, they want you to pay attention to them not them!

cats show affection and love in their own way

for example

  • actually holding eye contact with you and blinking slowly is how cats ‘kiss’
  • cats choose to sleep or sit next to you even if you’re busy when they have a million other places to be because they like your company
  • they consider positive attention love
  • when they ‘headbutt’ you it’s called ‘bunting’ and it’s how they show affection
  • when they knead you it’s because they feel comforted
  • they think of you petting them as grooming- it makes them feel good so they will ask for you to pet them (or demand) especially if they’re feeling sad
  • cats like to step on you because they mark you with their scent from their little feet telling other cats BACK THE FUCK OFF THIS HUMAN IS MINE
  • cats will lick you or groom you because they want you to be clean and happy
  • they bring you dead things because they don’t want you to starve

cats think of humans as parents whereas dogs think of humans as the alpha dog

http://catpsychology.org/

;w;

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Signs as ways of losing weight

Aries:

Isn't arguing someone already an exercise?

Taurus:

I like to eat anything, so I'll just focus more on veggies

Gemini:

Already talking to bitches is tiring, bruh

Cancer:

Dealing with fake stereotypes is making me tired like ugh, so I have no energy for exercise. (EVERY SIGN AGREES)

Leo:

I'm fuckin perfect; I don't need to lose weight

Virgo:

We're very traditional people... the basics: control eating, exercise

Libra:

After shopping for 4 hours and you're telling that this is not a sport?!?!?

Scorpio:

Kissing loses a lot of energy, duh

Sagittarius:

JUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPJUMP

Capricorn:

I'LL GO TO THE GYM WITH ALL OF MY WORKOUT SCHEDULE... tomorrow

Aquarius:

Exercise makes you tired. I'm tired. I'm exercising.

Pisces:

Crying over fictional characters is already losing sooo much calories.

innightmaresanddaydreams:

Zodiac Aesthetic

Aries: Running Rivers & Chirping Birds

Taurus: Red Roses & Blooming Trees

Gemini: Summer Sports & Swimming in the Pool

Cancer: Warm Beach Sand & Misty Breezes

Leo: Camping at Night & Hanging out with Friends

Virgo: Leaf Piles & Autumn Breeze

Libra: Falling Leaves & Warm Sweaters

Scorpio: Crunching Leaves & Crackling Fire

Sagittarius: Faerie Lights & Sparkling Snowflakes

Capricorn: Evergreen Trees & Frosty Windows

Aquarius: Starry Winter Skies & A Cabin in the Woods

Pisces: Rainy Days & Spring Flower