↞14, astrology enthusiast, sagittarius↠
for today’s episode on how fucked up our world is: women have a completely different section for plus sizes with completely different clothes and very small variety, but men have all their sizes in the same section, without classifying it “plus sized”.
i have never thought about this..
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i hate when people are like “only dogs can give u love and affection cats are cold and elusive” like okay dog person if you had ever actually owned a cat you would know they are the neediest fucking creatures on the planet
cats will literally sit on your head until you pay attention to them
That proves the point, they want attention, they want you to pay attention to them not them!
cats show affection and love in their own way
for example
- actually holding eye contact with you and blinking slowly is how cats ‘kiss’
- cats choose to sleep or sit next to you even if you’re busy when they have a million other places to be because they like your company
- they consider positive attention love
- when they ‘headbutt’ you it’s called ‘bunting’ and it’s how they show affection
- when they knead you it’s because they feel comforted
- they think of you petting them as grooming- it makes them feel good so they will ask for you to pet them (or demand) especially if they’re feeling sad
- cats like to step on you because they mark you with their scent from their little feet telling other cats BACK THE FUCK OFF THIS HUMAN IS MINE
- cats will lick you or groom you because they want you to be clean and happy
- they bring you dead things because they don’t want you to starve
cats think of humans as parents whereas dogs think of humans as the alpha dog
;w;
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Aries:
Isn't arguing someone already an exercise?
Taurus:
I like to eat anything, so I'll just focus more on veggies
Gemini:
Already talking to bitches is tiring, bruh
Cancer:
Dealing with fake stereotypes is making me tired like ugh, so I have no energy for exercise. (EVERY SIGN AGREES)
Leo:
I'm fuckin perfect; I don't need to lose weight
Virgo:
We're very traditional people... the basics: control eating, exercise
Libra:
After shopping for 4 hours and you're telling that this is not a sport?!?!?
Scorpio:
Kissing loses a lot of energy, duh
Sagittarius:
JUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPJUMP
Capricorn:
I'LL GO TO THE GYM WITH ALL OF MY WORKOUT SCHEDULE... tomorrow
Aquarius:
Exercise makes you tired. I'm tired. I'm exercising.
Pisces:
Crying over fictional characters is already losing sooo much calories.
Zodiac Aesthetic
Aries: Running Rivers & Chirping Birds
Taurus: Red Roses & Blooming Trees
Gemini: Summer Sports & Swimming in the Pool
Cancer: Warm Beach Sand & Misty Breezes
Leo: Camping at Night & Hanging out with Friends
Virgo: Leaf Piles & Autumn Breeze
Libra: Falling Leaves & Warm Sweaters
Scorpio: Crunching Leaves & Crackling Fire
Sagittarius: Faerie Lights & Sparkling Snowflakes
Capricorn: Evergreen Trees & Frosty Windows
Aquarius: Starry Winter Skies & A Cabin in the Woods
Pisces: Rainy Days & Spring Flower